About

Yes, the proverbial “About Me” page.

Does anyone ever read these?

If you read this, click this link to receive $100 from me.  Just kidding.

Anyway, this is my official site.  If you want to make your shit cool, this is the place to be.

Anything I find of value to the programming or web world, (not lolcats, but they are valuable in their own way) you will see here.

Blog Rules:

I want to thank Andrew Ferguson for the inspiration for this page.

  1. If you are mentioned on this blog, it either because you are awesome in something you did, or super stupid in something you did.  I won’t point out that you are stupid, just what you did is stupid, (and we’ve all been there…).
  2. Once a blog is posted, it is there to stay.  I have changed my mind too many times on what this blog should be.  I am going to just let it be what it becomes.
  3. If a blog is edited, it can only be edited for the following reasons:
    1. There is a grammatical error or other such goof.
    2. Something has been updated, corrected, or appended. (not removed). If such is the case, it will be marked appropriately.
    3. Someone requests removal of an item and has proper documentation stating it was theirs to begin with.
  4. If someone wants to dispute, refute, or otherwise disagree, first of all, screw you, but secondly, you are more than welcome to do so.  I will post your comments without censor, because I would hope you would do the same for me.
  5. No comments will be censored.
  6. Only spam comments will be deleted.
  7. Real names only.  Do not use my blog to boost your SEO, fucker.

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